Australia Doesn't Exist And People Who Live There Are Actors Paid By NASA - Flat Earthers Claim





There's a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax. According to a viral Facebook rant, the entire country (and presumably the 24 million people that live there) is completely FAKE.



The idea resurfaced at a some recent gathering of the so-called Flat Earthers in the Birmingham recently where over 200 people came together to confirm to each other that the Earth is nothing more than a giant pancake.



The origin of the "fake Australia" post started on Reddit back in 2017 and was written by a Shelley Floryd. But it appears to be back in the minds of the spherically-challenged at the moment.



"Australia is not real," the rant begins. "It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup [sic] for one of the greatest mass murders in history."

Moreover, the post reckons that all Australians are nothing more than computer generated personas and if you've ever been Down Under yourself: "you're terribly wrong".





Hilariously, the pilots are apparently all in on it - and have just been flying you to parts of South America all these years. Flat Earth theories have been shot down by just about everyone capable of rational thought, but the theory is still enjoying a current resurgence. Over 200 conspiracy theorists gathered at a hotel in Birmingham for the UK’s first Flat Earth Convention. The convention, which took place over three days, saw nine speakers take to the stage to explain their theory as to why the Earth is flat.


According to The Telegraph , Dave Marsh, an NHS worker who spoke at the conference, said: “My research destroys big bang cosmology.





“It supports the idea that gravity doesn’t exist and the only true force in nature is electromagnetism.”





While NASA has proved that the Earth is round using GPS, satellites, and images from space, Flat Earth believers claim that they have evidence that the space agency is lying. So what do you think about this? Let us know in the comments!

8 comments:

  1. These 200 people either could not read or think or just having us on; otherwise it goes to show that human species is more complex than we think.They say travels broaden your mind and obviously some people don't think so.. :)

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  2. What am I doing here down under ????

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  3. The whole thing with all flat earth models is, that they almost function for the northern hemesphere, but not at all on the southern.
    Since South is poor, underdeveloped, non-western (acc to ignorant North Americans and Europeans), the only problem left is Australia. Delete it, and you're ok.
    I myself have worked in Africa and can confirm the globe works, drawing jungle roads on a map using only sun & analogue watch.

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  4. So I live in this mythical place called Australia - wherever it is. Where’s my cheque from NASA ?.

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  5. Let these people run for our senate, what have we to lose?

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  6. fecking numbnut cretins.

    Stop giving them oxygen.

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  7. We are real, my great,great grandmother was convicted and sent here from Scotland when she was 16, and I carry her genes, short,grey eyes, light brown hair.Think what you like,I think the Earth is flat, and only Australia exists!

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  8. You’re obviously laboring under the delusion that you’re in some place called Australia. You’re actually in South America. ��

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