Australia Doesn't Exist And People Who Live There Are Actors Paid By NASA - Flat Earthers Claim









There's a growing number of people who seem to think the world is, in fact, flat. But it gets better. They also insist that Australia is actually just one big hoax. According to a viral Facebook rant, the entire country (and presumably the 24 million people that live there) is completely FAKE.
The idea resurfaced at a some recent gathering of the so-called Flat Earthers in the Birmingham recently where over 200 people came together to confirm to each other that the Earth is nothing more than a giant pancake.

The origin of the "fake Australia" post started on Reddit back in 2017 and was written by a Shelley Floryd. But it appears to be back in the minds of the spherically-challenged at the moment.

"Australia is not real," the rant begins. "It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup [sic] for one of the greatest mass murders in history."


Moreover, the post reckons that all Australians are nothing more than computer generated personas and if you've ever been Down Under yourself: "you're terribly wrong".
Hilariously, the pilots are apparently all in on it - and have just been flying you to parts of South America all these years. Flat Earth theories have been shot down by just about everyone capable of rational thought, but the theory is still enjoying a current resurgence. Over 200 conspiracy theorists gathered at a hotel in Birmingham for the UK’s first Flat Earth Convention. The convention, which took place over three days, saw nine speakers take to the stage to explain their theory as to why the Earth is flat.

According to The Telegraph , Dave Marsh, an NHS worker who spoke at the conference, said: “My research destroys big bang cosmology.

“It supports the idea that gravity doesn’t exist and the only true force in nature is electromagnetism.”

While NASA has proved that the Earth is round using GPS, satellites, and images from space, Flat Earth believers claim that they have evidence that the space agency is lying. So what do you think about this? Let us know in the comments!

32 comments:

  1. NASA has not proved the Earth is round by having images from space, which is all but cgi admitted by NASA employee and the curvature equation is been proved wrong on many occasions showing objects do not go over a curve but instead to just be at a distance greater than our eyesight can travel and the object appearing when using a camera on zoom in which if there was a curve the object would not be seen but it is.

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    1. Oh dear. Can't believe people with no common sense or logic believe this nonsense.

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    2. You're a fucking idiot. That is all

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    3. Clearly in-breeding is still a thing

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    4. I’m from Australia... but if I’m paid by NASA, Why am I not rich? Those assholes have all the money.

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    5. https://www.livescience.com/60544-ways-to-prove-earth-is-round.html

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    6. My dad was in the navy for 20 years and actually flew up to about 100,000 feet. You can definitely see the curvature of the earth from there...

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  2. LMAO umm I was born in Sydney Australia in 1965 you morons & I've lived in Qld for the last 35yrs haha god there are some dumb ppl on this ROUND planet aye 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

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    1. That's exactly what a "computer generated persona" would say...

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    2. you were actually in South America, but those you know and love, family, neighbors have always known it be be Australia

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    3. So is vegimite also not real?

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    4. So what happens if a person from Australia travels to South America. What then lol

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  3. I also believe that the world is flat but as of Australia, i don't wanna take part in it

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  4. What constitutes evidence? There are large groups of people with whom I cannot have a discussion because we don't have a starting point. Not much you can say, with the other person starts with, "I don't believe in logic..." "These are alternate facts" "Anything I disagree with is fake news"

    I used to joke in college, "My mind is made up. Don't confuse me with the facts" But today it's all too true.

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  5. Well that’s 8 mins of my life I’m never gonna get back what a load of shit people come out with earth is flat what bollocks is that I’ve traveled 70% of the world and it’s no flat

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  6. If Australia is fake that's good news. I'll be able to get all of the taxes back that I've paid for the last 40 years. No Australia - No Australian government - no Australian taxes.

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  7. All these people need to do is fly say at 35000ft and you can see the slightest bit of curve in the horizon.

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  8. I live in Australia. Since I am a paid actor, who will be sending my paycheck, when will it arrive and where will they send it to since my country doesn't exist?

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  9. Wow... The level of stupid involved in this... One of the Flat Earth "facts" that exists is that Earth is flat, yet every single other planet in our solar system is spherical... Oh, and Earth is being pushed upwards by dark matter at 9.81 meters per second squared, you know, the speed of gravity. The most HILARIOUS part of that last one is this glaring inconsistency: If Earth had been pushed upward at that speed for any length of time, then objects would instantly be falling at terminal velocity, instead of accelerating as they fall...

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  10. I am here for these comments. 🤣😂😆😄😃😀 Humans can be so dumb.

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  11. Y’all I’m peeing myself reading this bullshit

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  12. Everything is made up by us and everyone is right its all our projection
    You said the Earth is flat you are right
    You said the earth is round you are right
    You said tha Autralia those not exist the big question is
    ARE WE REALLY EXCIST ???

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  13. In other news...... I like cheese. Is it from the moo is the moon real? If it isn't how did a cow jump over it.

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  14. Flat earthers have been put here for the rest of us to laugh and point at.. What a huge pack of twats that have no real common sense or intelligence..Thank you flat heads for giving us another reason to laugh at you clowns.

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  15. Do not forget that we, Flat Earth theory followers, are spread all over the globe.

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